Sunday, January 11, 2009

Blogger's Q Watchmen Update

Blogger Q here with the real scoop on the upcoming Watchmen movie.
Now if you pay attention to the Internet and Hollywood rags (as we Hollywood insiders refer to them as).  Then you are no doubt aware that there is a law suit between Warner Brother's (or as we insiders say WB) and Fox.  

The problem is that Fox claims that they have the rights to the book (which I understand is "graphic novel." I wouldn't know).   
WB made the movie and now Fox wants in on the action (that's what we (we being real Hollywood insiders) call profits).  

I have the real scoop.  The truth is WB didn't actually make a movie.  What they did was invent a trans-dimensional vortex portal.  This allows WB to to travel to other dimensions.  Well, they found out that the books author (Gore Vidal) is actually a psychic  who picked up on the vibrations of that dimension.  So, WB kidnapped the author and tuned their vortex to that dimension's frequency.   Then went through the vortex and found video tape from the era that they wanted and edited it together to make the movie.

At this point you are wondering why Fox would want this technology?  Well think about it. Let's say that Fox wanted to make a movie about a crazy land where the Nazis (that what we Hollywood insiders call the National Socialists party that took control of Germany during the 1930's and caused WWII) won WWII.  Well they could just go there and film.  Think of the money they would make, no writer or actors.  Even if it made 1,000 dollars it would make money.

Well that's all I can tell you for now.   More on this story as it develops. 
Q out. 

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