Brad P. (of film fame) ate an entire turducken! After this he had no digestive trouble at all due to his super human metabolism that allows him to travel at super speed. Also he was seen removing a costume of some sort from a ring.
The J. Brothers (of music and film fame) had the traditional family meal of Turkey, mashed potatoes, green beans, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce and asparagus cooked so its not firm. However they used no spices, salts or flavors because "We like our food like we like our music, lame, dry, flavorless and kinda limp." They followed the meal with naps all except the youngest who was returned to the cage for asking mommy where the money was going.
Dame Judy D (of film fame) ate 23 pounds of astronaut ice cream but not for Thanksgiving cause you know she's British.
Lou "Diamond" P. (of T.V. fame) spent all this Thanksgiving doing what he loves, blow.
Sasha O. (of Presidential-Elect Daughter fame) spent all Thanksgiving complaining about how the new puppy had to be so ugly just because her bratty sister was allergic.
Rosie O. (of Exit to Eden fame) spent thanksgiving wondering why her variety special was advertised so damn much during football. She was quoted as saying "Why the hell would any one who watches football want to watch a fucking variety show staring Rosie? Especially given that the closeted or gay ones will all be watching Dancing with the Stars anyway."
Pocahontas (of Native American fame) spent yet another Thanksgiving wondering why the hell teachers spend so much time talking about her at this time of year. Especially, because she had nothing to do with Thanksgiving because she lived in Jamestown and died of smallpox in 1617 four years before the traditional thanksgiving. Also, she wonders why so many of you masturbate to her Disney characterization cause she thinks that's kinda sick.
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