Blogger Q

First of all there has been a lot of confusion. I am a trusted Hollywood insider. Whenever a star falls into the mud, I am there. I have my ear to the pulse of Hollywood and know all the latest and greatest tinsel town gossip . The people I know, and who know me could buy and sell you a million times a day in the breakneck world of Hollywood. Where as Alan is a teacher in a backwater town. I am NOT ALAN! I just use his account to post.

Anyway I have been hitting the winter trail to find out what each and every celeb and celeb couple has gotten for Christmas. My naughty and nice list has filled out nicely and I am here exclusively to post the dirt.

Vince V. (of film fame) unfortunately missed his flight home for Christmas and fortunately met a quirky young Jewish girl. Who he then showed around New York and introduced her to Christmas. They fell in love, even after he met her wacky family.

Billy C. (of pumpkin smashing fame) made the nice list and got a trip to Africa for a photo safari. Unfortunately he came down with Ebola and is currently fighting for his life. Well blogger Q says Get well soon.

Warren B. (of Billionaire Fame) had his Christmas wish granted when his team of Ringers defeated a scrappy young orphanage's hockey team 3-2. This allowed Warren to build a slightly larger money bin on the site of the former orphanage.

Neil P. H. (of Film and TV fame) was actually very nice this year and deserved a good gift. However, because he is a gay man taking up a straight role on TV. He got nothing.

Jodie F. (of film fame) got a very nice card from an up and coming star by the name of John H. Jr. Again she was not impressed by the card. Well to whoever this young man is Blogger Q says Never give up. Your dream is in reach someday she'll crack.

William H. M. (of film fame) made the nice list again by finally getting that 10 speed he has always wanted. However his wife Felicity H. was disappointed by his gift of genital herpes.

Sarah P. (of Moose hunting fame) finally made the nice list for not listening to her husband and not aborting a retarded baby.

Derek M (Of film fame) saw what the universe was like if he had never been born. Then he decided it would be a better place without him, which is why you have never heard of him.

Your M. (of giving birth to you fame) pretended to like the gift you gave her but was still secretly disappointed by both the gift and the way you live your life.

Know any celeb gossip please post in comments! Until next time keep your cameras focused on Hollywood.
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