KCBS #1

In a few short minutes we are heading to Madison for a BBQ, Blues, and Hot Air Balloon festival. This will be my first opportunity to use my prowess as a official barbeque judge. Tomorrow I will be graced with 6 portions of Chicken, Beef Brisket, Ribs, and Pork Butt. Also on the menu is a sauce contest, an "Anything Butt" competition (i.e. more meat) and finally a banana themed dessert battle.

This will be a three and a half hour orgy of meat and bananas. I'm going to do my best to not throw up or have explosive diarrhea during the middle of the competition.