blogger Q's Celebrity Update

Hi all I am the first guest blogger on Bigredcrunch.blogspot.com. As many of you know Ben is getting married on Sat. So congratulations on that. Here is some dirt I heard lately:

Manny R. (of sports fame) cuts the bottom layer of skin off homeless peoples' feet then uses the skin as a strainer in his specially imported coffee.

Paula A. (of TV and music fame) likes to screw the caps off salt shakers and then barely attach them so that it will spill salt all over the place the next time it is used. Surprisingly she only does this at Denny's.

Eric C. (of music fame) use to have a cocaine problem! Also had a long affair with the wife of George H. (who rumor has it is dead).

Sarah P. (of national notoriety) is actually going to pull an Arron Burr (look it up)

Tony H. (of sports fame) has never actually played his video game because hes Amish.

Will S. (of last man on Earth fame) was recently seen gallivanting with Susan S. (of acting fame) in the L.A. river. Word has it they were fighting giant ants, that mutated after the bomb blasts outside of Vegas but this could not be confirmed.

John C. (of savior of humanity fame) wishes that he could have one good nights sleep.

Brad P. (of acting fame) was recently seen discovering the lost city of El Dorado, only to be disappointed when it turned out to be Atlantis, only to be further disappointed to learn it was a set for Stargate.

Micheal L. (of acting fame) was recently seen among the living. This time as an angel that helps people to earn his way into heaven as though on some sort of road.

That's all for now. If you know anymore dirt from tinsel town please post in comments also don't use full names so we can't get sued.